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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The greatest fetish of all, is learning to fetishize yourself

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This may read like a shitpost but it has many legitimate benefits.

Chronic pain? Imagine it comes from getting beaten up in a dramatic fight and that you're now lying in a crater, barely clinging to consciousness. Or maybe you're covered in bloodied bandages and recovering.

Chronic fatigue? Think about all of the somno perks!

It really makes some health conditions a lot more tolerable even if I'd rather just not have them at all, and this is on top of all the other benefits of seeing your life through a hotter, more romantic lens.

i fuck w this severely words